Monday, February 11, 2008

Britney Spears Ignites Gang War

As though Osama Lutfi and Britney Spears' dad trading fista cuffs wasn't bad enough, Britney has apparently got the Bloods and the Crips waging war in the streets. No, I am not even shitting you here.

NY Daily News reported that members of the Crips and Bloods gangs are picking up (stealing) cameras and duking it out (stabbing each other) for shots of Britney (walking around at Starbucks in a pink wig).

That is very hardcore. Based on my recent assessment of No Country for Old Men, I was under the impression that gangs usually fought over drugs or money. I guess I was wrong. White hos are now their biggest priority.

The paparazzi are complaining about their new competition too.

Rival agencies are giving street thugs cameras and sending them "to do battle."

Long-time paparazzo Nick Stern, who just quit Splash agency early this month, said: "I've heard stories of fights, of car tires being slashed, cars being blocked in."

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